I once had dreams of becoming a beautiful poet, but upon an unfortunate series of events saw those dreams dashed and divided like a million stars in the night sky that I wished on over and over again, sparkling and broken.

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

overtheunderpass:

Bob’s Burgers is my heart and soul

overtheunderpass:

Bob’s Burgers is my heart and soul


uunq:

destroy the idea that clothing has gender

floozys:

top 10 things i look for in guys!!!

  • i don’t
  • get out of my sight 

letsrunmydear:

vampire weekend trying to be jocks.


“I’m your… Best…Friend”


penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm


Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia by night

"When the night comes, the starry sky reflects on its surface like in a mirror, and you have the feeling of being in space."